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gameplay basics

Bukkake! can take a little effort to understand at first, but once you get the basics you'll be circle jerking like a pro in no time (metaphorically-speaking, sort of). The easiest way to understand the game is to play a practice round while going over the rules your bukkake partners.

We cover the basic gameplay in the video below, so watch it with your friends and try to follow along to get the hang of it. We'll go deeper in a little bit!

If you prefer to keep or follow a printed set of instructions, you can download this handy PDF to do just that. (You'll have to find your own printer, though, or master the process of electrosis and physically manifest the data on paper. So far no one has been able to accomplish this, but we remain hopeful.)


mastery of the mastery reversal

Just stroking your metaphorical dick (or pussy) will leave everything up to chance. To master Bukkake!, you have to master the art of the reversal.

WTF does that mean? Well, sometimes it's better to save your strokes for later so you can play them in the final round: the jerk off. After all, you can't win without your genital's perfect orgasm and you need the correctly numbered stroke card—or an instant orgasm card—to pull off such a feat. You'll ensure victory if you can save the right one for later. While the tortoise's approach is often bullshit when it comes to races, slow and steady often wins the jerk off.

But even ideal strokes won't always get you to the end. As in life, the luck of the draw plays a role in your experience. If you play intelligently, luck will only factor into each game in fairly minor way. If you're a nerd with a hard on for probability theory, it is technically possible to win the game every single time—but you'd have to reverse engineer the shit out of this game to do that. We can promise that the math you'll have to do each turn in quick succession will make the experience even less fun for you than the people who will hate you for doing it.

You can up your game faster (and actually enjoy yourself) through strategic use of bonus cards. Before we get into the weeds, let's take a quick look at how they all work.


How bonus cards work

Instant Orgasm Cards allow any player to have an orgasm simply by playing that card. Instant Orgasm Cards are played in place of a Stroke Card.

Towel Cards allow any player to wipe off all their cum and start fresh. If they are in the center of the circle, however, they still must ejaculate in order to leave.

Buddy Stroke Cards allow any player to jerk off any other player. For example, if your genital yields less cum than another, you can play the Buddy Stroke Card along with a regular stroke card during your turn to make another player ejaculate. If you overstroke the player, they will still become overstimulated and lose a turn. Use this move strategically.

Condom Cards can stop any player’s next orgasm. If you put a condom on another player, they must ejaculate into the condom in order to remove it. If they overstroke in order to achieve this goal, they will not lose a turn.

Butt Plug Cards can be played in conjunction with Strokes Cards or Instant Orgasm Cards to produce twice the volume of cum a player’s genital would normally produce.


How can you use bonus cards strategically?
Well, you can probably figure out the most obvious options but we're pros in this school house. Let's get busy.

Condom cards are great for preventing an ejaculation, and we see most people do this to protect themselves from the giant loads of the demi-god of semen Thor's Hammer. While that's a reasonable choice under the right circumstances, you should consider using a condom on yourself to prevent overstimulation should you need to ejaculate by overstimulating. Furthermore, you can stick a condom on the player in the middle of the circle to prevent them from ejaculating and prolong their role as a cum dumpster to get them out of the game faster. That's the best—albeit most cruel way—to kill the demi-god of semen.

Butt plug cards produce a lot of cum, and that benefit is fairly obvious: if you can ejaculate more than seven cum tokens you can shove this card up your ass and knock another player out of the game in one explosive move. But(t) consider this: if you save up a butt plug card with an Instant Orgasm card and a Buddy Stroke card, you can make someone else jizz all over your enemies. This is a great way for the vagina or micropenis to utilize a big dick like Thor's Hammer to drench an opponent with a load they could never produce.

These are just a couple of interesting ways to pair bonus cards to ejaculate with intelligence. Consider how all the cards can stack up together, an how you can utilize a sequence of stroke cards to come up with additional clever strategies to make it to the jerk off and win.


STRATEGIC CIRCLE JERKING 101

Do you want to Bukkake! like a pro? Check out this gameplay video where
we go over how to play, how to implement several strategies for various
genital cards, and more!


buy the game

(or download for free)

If you want to pick up the game for yourself, you can purchase a copy on Amazon (it’s Prime eligible)! If you prefer, you can also download the cards images and print them for free (but this will take some printing and layout know-how as we do not have them in a proper printing sheet yet).

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